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I'm just the little silhouetto of a man. But I dont fandango.
Don't expect any good puns.
its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
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